Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Remember Albertville?




Paula Zahn and Tim McCarver...what mixed-up TV laboratory ever dreamed up that co-hosting combo?





Last thought Winter Olympics...

Whenever Winter Olympics oddities are mentioned, the rather curious co-hosting combo when CBS broadcast the 1992 Albertville games must be recalled.

Paula Zahn & Tim McCarver?

I never knew what mucky-mucks actually made that decision. CBS could have used Jim Nantz, who had already elevated to the number one play-by-play for its college hoops and seemed a natural for such an assignment, and had a very capable Greg Gumbel on the rolls at that time, too (though I suppose brother Bryant would have made a scene if Greg accepted that assignmnent). Instead, we were served with Zahn & McCarver, the most uncomfortable pair of Olympic TV hosts of our generation. Good for us that CBS has telecast only that one Olympics since 1960.

(By the way, in the "where did the time go?" department, Paula just celebrated her 50th birthday a few days ago...and my turn comes soon enough. Maybe it's because I'm becoming an old guy, but I don't remember 50-year-old women looking like that when I was growing up...).

From what I hear and read from elsewhere around the globe, the Winter Olympic TV coverage isn't so bad. In some locales, supposedly it is even pretty good. But I agree with Paul, the Olympics have become rather contrived, and I have much disdain for the IOC, which is a corrupt organization whose hubris even exceeds FIFA's. Watching NBC play along with this pretension and self-righteousness really grates.

As a general comment, I believe much of American sports TV coverage has become unmistakably pretentious, even clownish. I can relate to some of the soccer coverage, especially during World Cups and the like, where the British versions are clearly superior. Sure, they have their goofy bits (Sky Sports has a particularly irreverant Saturday morning soccer show), but when it comes down to the games themselves it is all business. Comparing BBC and ITV coverage of big soccer events with the buffoonery we often get from Terry Bradshaw and the Fox gang, and Chris Berman's evolution into a caricature of himself at ESPN, is a mismatch.



Alan Hansen, the best-ever pundit...


The best sports pundit of them all is BBC's Alan Hansen, a former Liverpool and Scottish defender whose biting and incisive soccer commentary has evolved into must-see and hear stuff in England. The BCC "Match of the Day" is the real standard of all sports highlight shows, and I wish some of our networks would borrow just a little bit of that from the Brits...

Orange(man) Alert

I needed to post something to push that (SU alum) Costas picture further down. My, but does he do smug well!

It's a shame, too, because he was once good. He has become taken with his own self-importance, a trait that seems to have overtaken many of the NBC on-air "personalities". Can you think of Katie Couric without thinking of her as the doyenne of a certain class of female overachievers who exude a certain arrogance that prevents me, at least, from experiencing their on-air act without, at a conscious level, realizing that I don't really like this person.

When I think of Jim McKay (St. Joe's guy!), I think of a guy who was the polar opposite: he himself wasn't the event, the Olympics were the event, and he was there to coordinate coverage of the various competitions. He was the emcee who didn't need to hog the spotlight. A far cry from the self-consciously self-important talking heads of today.

I have always liked the winter Olympics, exactly for the reasons that the racist Bryant Gumbel decried them: I like seeing luge, bobsled, ski jumping, and the like every four years. So what if there isn't an equivalent of the NFL for these sports, or that the color of the skin of those who excel at them is paler than that of those who excel in track & field and basketball?

Still, this was an Olympics that was hard to embrace, from the phony pretension of NBC demanding that Turin be called "Torino" to the haughtiness of Costas, Couric, and the rest, to the antics of bozos such as Bode Miller. I could also do with a lighter percentage of ice skating/dancing, but that's a losing cause. Still, I was able to enjoy them for what they were.

Yet I remain wary about the long-term health of the Olympic games. Changes in the political landscape, the doping scandals, etc. make competition of this type almost a caricature of what they were supposed to be: an amateur sports festival that brings countries together. Not that they ever really were pristine, but they were better in the past, and the slide into oblivion may be inevitable.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Winter Olympic epilogue...



"Costas overload" set in just after the opening ceremonies...


Funny, whenever the Winter Olympics end, I am sad to see them go. Maybe because I have good memories of Winter Olympics when I was younger. I recall vividly NBC's coverage of the 1972 winter games at Sapporo (the only non-ABC covered Olympics in a 20 or so year period), when I was first exposed to a young announcer named Al Michaels. USA hockey even won a silver that year, I believe, with the young Howe boys leading the charge. The Olympics of Ard Schenk and Yukio Kasaya, the Japan ski jumper who became a national hero when shockingly winning on the 90-meter hill, with Art Devlin, my favorite winter analyst who looked to be sweating profusely whenever on camera, shouting in disbelief at Kasaya's performance.

ABC's coverage always seemed more incisive, for some reason, and I fondly recall its 1976 coverage in Innsbruck, especially the excitable Bob Beattie calling the skiing with Gifford, Jackie Stewart and his high-pitched voice describing the crashes at luge and bobsled (in later years ABC would use Sam Posey, I suppose they thought ex-race drivers should be involved with luge), Dick Button's critique at skating, and of course Devlin, who moved from NBC's coverage four years earlier and became a staple of sorts for the next 3 or 4 winter Olympics on ABC, reminding us how easy it was for a ski jumper to "choke" on that big hill. Innsbruck '76 also coincided with my senior year in high school and the end of basketball season, which was always more fun than the start of the season because practices were so short at the end of the year.

1980 was of course the year of the great hockey upset, and '84 brought us Katarina Witt, who sort of influenced the naming of Cristina when she was born a few weeks later (Cristina was sort of a compromise choice name; it sounded like Katarina, but I really had no chance of selling that name to my wife, who might have suspected I was leering at Ms. Witt a bit too intently, whereas Cristina was an easier sell). So you can see I relate old winter Olympics with various events at the same time in my life that were memorable.

It's a good thing we're not having another baby in a few weeks, not sure how I could work a name that sounded like Tanith Belbin's into a similar name without being too obvious...

As for NBC's coverage, I just think there is something pretentious about the way that sports department goes about its business. ABC used to acknowledge the quirkiness of some of the events like luge, as Jim McKay would often smile and add a little chuckle whenever it was time to throw it to Jackie Stewart or Sam Posey. NBC treats all of these events like they are the Super Bowl. Serious to the athletes, I know, but the winter Olympics lost its charm long ago. Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned Olympics fan, but the snowboarding and free-style skiing seem awfully contrived, too much like the "X" games. Curling, however, has a nice Winter Olympics feel to it. Maybe we can see barrel jumping like they used to show on Wide World of Sports at an upcoming winter games.

Looks like NBC has locked up all of the Olympics for the forseeable future, however, so we probably will get more of Bob Costas (and his even more-drab clones like Bill McAtee) than we can stand all of the way up to his eventual retirement. Costas or not, however, I still look forward to the winter games every four years and to Vancouver 2010, when we can watch many events that won't be tape-delayed, and perhaps I might even be able to make it up to watch in person (God willing!)...

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Bode-acious

Bode Miller redefines the word (which, I recently learned, is thought to be an elision of bold and audacious); perhaps this neologism should be regarded as an elision of Bode Miller and mendacious. As in, having failed miserably at the Olympics, I'll pretend that I didn't really care or try too hard.

In any case, the linked article is about as good an example of schadenfreude in a sports column as you will find (hat tip to John J. Miller at The Corner).

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Last in the Olympics

This could have been an exercise in gratuitous bashing, but the tongue-in-cheek manner of the writing and the clear recognition that being a competing athlete at the Olympics is a victory in itself keep this site amusing, in its quirky Canadian way.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Phils' organist retires...


Paul Richardson: now there's one fewer of a vanishing breed...


Pretty soon, all of the old ballpark organists might be phased out. Angel games sure haven't been the same since the days of Shay Torrent at the keyboard. I can remember when NBA arenas used to have organists, too. Is nothing immune any longer from the MTV and hip-hop generations?

Mid-major extravaganza...




Close-up from from behind the bucket at Hinkle Fieldhouse; Bruce makes friends with the Butler Bulldog!


Still recuperating from one of the best whirlwind college hoop trips, first back to Virginia for last Wednesday's Drexel-George Mason game, then to Baltimore for a flight to Indianapolis and a visit to historic Hinkle Fieldhouse (from Hoosiers movie fame) for last Thursday's Loyola-Chicago vs. Butler tilt.

Stitching together these midweek ninja trips at the lowest possible cost remains the most important part of such adventures. It's almost a must for JetBlue or Southwest Airlines to be involved in one or all of the legs of such excursions. I had an extra free one-way on Southwest I had to use by the end of February, so it came in handy for the return leg home. Come each winter, I have to dodge weather isues as well (if I don't want to get stuck somewhere before I'm supposed to be back at TGS), and last week I managed to pick just the right days, in the pleasant aftermath of the big eastern snowstorm and before the bone-chilling freeze hit the midwest over the weekend (though I got a taste of it in Indy Friday morning). There are so many cheap eats in all of these locales that one can feast nicely without stretching the budget too far. I found a reliable Steak N'Shake on the way back to the motel from Butler to eat after the game (though this was my third straight somewhat-disappointing Steak N'Shake visit), and Red Roof Inns (my Indy room just $33/night!) are sufficient. Of course, a big thanks to Dan for welcoming me on Wednesday night and staying with him in the first leg at Falls Church, just a short ride away from George Mason.

I had only been to the airport in Indy long ago, never had toured the city, and since I can't envision seeing much in the city, my half day visit seemed about right. Time to go the speedway for a quick visit to the museum (highly recommended) and a bus trip around the 2 1/2-mile oval, quite eerie with no one in the huge grandstand area. That entire adventure cost all of $6. Then a quick tour of the rather quaint downtown, including a quick stop to see Conseco Fieldhouse, which has the best sightlines BY FAR of any new arena I have visited. What a treat it must be to watch a game at Conseco, and they had already started decorating the surrounding area for the upcoming Big Ten tournament. The downtown area is rather compact, with several new restaurants and hotels in the immediate vicinity of Conseco and the nearby RCA Dome, so I could imagine how festive the Big Ten tourney will be. The Final Four, of course, will be at the RCA Dome a few weeks later.

Heading north I also saw the Indiana state fairgrounds and the old coliseum, the original home of the Indiana Pacers, where Mel Daniels, Freddie Lewis and Bob Netolicky used to dominate more than 30 years ago. The old coliseum is still in use today!

Driving north on Meridien Ave. from downtown gave me a tour of much of the rest of the city, which was rather unremarkable, until I hit a stretch of unbelievable old mansions on Meridien Avenue, the sort that wouldn't be out of place in Beverly Hills. This stretch of homes came almost immediately after what could be loosely classified as a slum, but the homes and lots were breathtaking, and extended all of the way to Butler University, a mini Duke-looking school with gothic architecture. What a quaint place this would be to go to college! The historic Hinkle Fieldhouse looks a bit out of place as it sits on the edge of campus (sort of like a large, old airplane hangar or railroad station), because it is so big and so old (built 1928), but it is still very functional, and the atmosphere inside was almost reverential. It looks like a bigger version of that fairgrounds coliseum, and once inside, it was like visiting a basketball cathedral! Just something better about watching a game at Hinkle, as the locals know how to respect the game and this unique locale. The friendly midwestern spirit pervaded, a breath of fresh air after enduring the phoniness of L.A., and after watching some games close-up in the midwest this season, I conclude that it is a better brand of hoops to watch than the overrated western version. Refs seem to have a better handle on things (I haven't seen the showboat refs in Horizon League games that I constantly see in the Pac-10, Big West, and WCC), and from a pure hoops standpoint it is more enjoyable.

Next on my hoops "must see" list is the Palestra, which I have seen from the outside but never from the inside. This season is winding down, but next season isn't really that far away, and it is next on my hoop to-do list...

Sunday, February 19, 2006

The Lindsey Jacobellis Pile-on

This blogger captures my feelings about the coverage of the lovely Lindsey Jacobellis's Silver Medal (Congratulations, Lindsey!) and of the Olympics in general:

If, as I did, you found it utterly distasteful the lengths to which the mainstream media went in lampooning and, in some quarters, villifying Vice President Dick Cheney over the past week for accidentally shooting his hunting partner a week ago today during a quail hunt in south Texas, then you must share with me the revulsion in seeing what the MSM (led by NBC Sports) is doing to 20-year-old Lindsey Jacobellis for failing to win the gold medal for the U.S. in the inaugural women's snowboardcross race in the Winter Olympics in Turin, Italy.

Apparently the media looks askance at silver and bronze medals when the gold is so clearly in sight, as it was for Jacobellis until she fell after the penultimate jump owing to what many in the media are terming a "botched stunt" -- i.e., a little showboating before the cameras.

NBC Sports, in its coverage of the race, couldn't resist comparing Lindsey Jacobellis to the Dallas Cowboys' Leon Lett (for celebrating too soon) and even had a video vignette of one of PGA golfer Gregg Norman's famous meltdowns during The Masters at Augusta (to emphasize how Lindsey had choked in the face of sure victory). NBC was ruthlessly mean-spirited and showed no compunction in turning her winning of the silver medal for her country into something akin to a funeral wake. Bob Costas' interview of Jacobellis was particularly distasteful, as a barely audible "Congratulations" followed only after a lengthy probing of why the young woman blew the race. I guess it is lost on NBC that it is blowing the Olympics' coverage and doesn't hold a candle to ABC's long, award-winning tenure.

To be sure, I would liked to have seen Lindsey win the gold, just as I would loved to have seen Apolo Anton Ohno advance to the finals of the 1500 Short Track Speed Skating. But anything can happen in athletic competition and such vagaries lend drama to the sport and add an air of uncertainty to the chill air of the Winter Olympics' venue. Nothing is so certain as uncertainty in life.

But Jacobellis won a silver medal in her event and that should not be lost on Americans. And to my way of thinking she won a gold medal as well for her honesty and poise under fire from NBC Sports and much of the MSM, which thinks nothing of dismembering a 20-year-old woman and burying her in the snow of northen Italy.

Congratulations, Lindsey! I mean that from the heart.


FOLLOW-UP: Speaking of NBC Sports' hom-hum coverage of the Winter Olympics, do read this post by The Anchoress.

FOLLOW-UP II: Here's another example of the tar and feathering of a 20-year-old in her first Olympics by the MSM; and another; and another.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Squaddies go silent

...no doubt because they are focused on curling.

NBC's coverage has improved, which might be a function of better events and simply showing more stuff. I still think they are wasting airtime on their partner networks by showing reruns of "Law & Order" instead of giving that time to Olympic events. The WSJ editorial page weighs in with some thoughts on the Games, nothing that we hadn't touched on previously. I am not conversant with the '56 Hungary-USSR water polo match except in the broadest terms - Bruce or Dan, do you know of any good accounts?

PS: Bruce, one of the writers at Power Line is a fan of Everton of the Brit Premier League - I sent him an e-mail to see if he was familiar with Euro Soccer Weekly. If he isn't, it might behoove you to send him a complimentary copy or two; the buzz, if he blogs on it, could be worth a few subscriptions.

PPS: Looks as if Phil Sheridan is dodging the gambling question on his forum.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Demography as destiny

Mark Steyn is brilliant, and sometimes he illuminates uncomfortable truths:

Demography doesn't explain everything but it accounts for a good 90 per cent. The "who" is the best indicator of the what-where-when-and-why. Go on, pick a subject. Will Japan's economy return to the heady days of the 1980s when US businesses cowered in terror? Answer: No. Japan is exactly the same as it was in its heyday except for one fact: it stopped breeding and its population aged. Will China be the hyperpower of the 21st century? Answer: No. Its population will get old before it gets rich.

Check back with me in a century and we'll see who's right on that one. But here's one we know the answer to: Why is this newspaper published in the language of a tiny island on the other side of the earth? Why does Australia have an English Queen, English common law, English institutions? Because England was the first nation to conquer infant mortality.


So where is the world headed?


What country today has half of its population under the age of 15? Italy has 14 per cent, the UK 18 per cent, Australia 20 per cent - and Saudi Arabia has 39 per cent, Pakistan 40 per cent and Yemen 47 per cent. Little Yemen, like little Britain 200 years ago, will send its surplus youth around the world - one way or another.


Apparently, an Australian woman (perhaps a politician) named Donna Vale caused a stir by speaking out against abortion:

You don't have to agree with (Donna Vale's) argument that Australia's aborting itself out of recognition and that therefore Islam will inherit by default to think it's worth asking a couple of questions:

* Is abortion in society's interest?

* Can a society become more Muslim in its demographic character without also becoming more Muslim in its political and civil character?


Where does Islam fit in with this discussion?

When the fastest-breeding demographic group on the planet is also the one most resistant to the pieties of the social-democratic state that's a profound challenge.


And what does the future hold?

In the '70s and '80, Muslims had children - those self-detonating Islamists in London and Gaza and Bali are a literal baby boom - while westerners took all those silly books about overpopulation seriously. A people that won't multiply can't go forth or go anywhere. Those who do will shape the world we live in.


Seems that some of the pieties of the Left ought to come under greater scrutiny...

Take the Torture Test

An American serviceman who was stationed not too far from Abu Graib has a quiz (which I failed) that has to do with the truth of what happened there. Goes to show what influence the MSM has on the perception of things when a contrary (and, in this case, much better informed) viewpoint isn't heard.

Greyhawk's site is usually top notch, bu there are only so many hours in a day. In other words, I don't read his site as much as I might like, only when I find a link to it. But if you spend some time reading there, you won't be disappointed.

Terrorist Memorial

The Bush Administration needs to be taken to task for this: allowing a design which explicitly celebrates the "religion" of the murderous terrorists who downed Flight 93 to go through. It was called "Crescent of Embrace", but they changed the name, apparently hoping the rubes wouldn't get the Islamic connection. But at the linked site, you will see that this is quite consciously a tribute to the Islamic religion.

This is simply the wrong place to pay tribute to Islam. Those that murdered in its name do not merit anything more than scorn. The real heroes are the ones who prevented that plane from striking DC. Mark Bingham, Todd Beamer, Jeremy Glick, and all the other passengers who embodied America's first response to the madmen of 9/11 should be memorialized. Where's "Let's Roll!"? Where is the explicit mention of what these brave souls did?

This really, really ticks me off.

Historical (hysterical?) footage

While some have made a fuss over Dana Milbank, that paragon of non-partisan reportage at The Washington Post, wearing hunting gear to mock Dick Cheney, someone has uncovered the journalistic predecessor of Milbank's move:

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

United Arab Emirates controlling US ports?!

From a Washington Times editorial:

Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York Democrat, among others, is asking tough questions about this deal. For once, we agree with him: President Bush should overrule the committee to reject this deal. If that doesn't happen, Congress should take action. The country's ports should not be owned by foreign governments; much less governments whose territories are favored by al Qaeda.

Dan, if you want to rage against Bush on this one, have at it.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

iMac review

The more I use computers, the less I understand why people don't use Macintosh computers. But I predict that the switch to Intel processors and the buzz that it creates (plus the opportunities it opens up) will change things.

PS: If you are considering the switch, read this

The civilization of melted butter?

It's either dimmitude or fight; Calderoli wants to fight:

Italy's Reform Minister Roberto Calderoli has had T-shirts made emblazoned with cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad in a move that could embarrass Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's government.

Calderoli, a member of the anti-immigrant Northern League party, told Ansa news agency on Tuesday that the West had to stand up against Islamist extremists and offered to hand out T-shirts to anyone who wanted them.


I don't especially applaud blasphemous comics, but a few points are in order:
(a) the cartoons are mostly benign representations of Muhammad
(b) those with political content (e.g., the one where the suicide bombers lined up at the gates of heaven are told that they are running out of virgins, so slow down on the suicide bombings) are valid expressions of a political critique
(c) the violent response to the cartoons (four months after they first appeared) is the story, not the cartoons themselves
(d) the fearful ninnies in the western press who don't publish at least some of them are motivated by fear, not priniciple

UPDATE: I like this cartoon from Cox & Forkum:



Anyway, back to Bruce's post about women's hockey: I wasn't critiquing women's hockey per se, just that with so little actual game action being shown, I think it is political correctness that motivates NBC to include among those few events women's hockey. I was at the gym this morning, and a women's hockey game between Italy and (I think) Russia was being shown. I have now seen more women's hockey than downhill skiing, men's hockey (big goose egg on that), luge, bobsled, and anything other than ice dancing (blecch!).

I too am intrigued by watching the women play hockey. I second the comments made by Bruce about "seeing" the game better, as well as being less than enthralled by the goaltending. However, I saw Italy score a power play goal this morning, and it was like watching the diagram the coach drew come to life, with a pretty impressive wrist shot from the high slot by the Italian goal scorer. So it's not that I can't watch and enjoy it, it's just that, somewhat analogous to Title IX defunding of men's college sports, it seems that my ability to watch comes at the expense of not being able to watch something else that I would like to see.

These are the winter Olympics, NBC: Franz Klammer, Jean-Claude Killy, Eddie the Eagle, the Miracle on Ice, Eric Heiden, biathletes, bobsled, luge, etc. Where are the equivalents this year? Or do I have to satisfy myself with figure skaters, ice dancers, and women's sports only?

I stand corrected...



I suggest dressing up the Canadian women's team in mid-'70s Pittsburgh Penguins outfits. More below...



Okay, I am used to owning up to mistakes (hard to survive at TGS if I couldn't do otherwise).

And so it is that I must change my stance on women's ice hockey. I gave it a chance the past two mornings. Usually, we wake up to MSNBC, which means I get to see Amy Robach or Kristine Johnson first thing every morning. Except for the last two mornings when instead I have been greeted by Bill Clement and Tony's sister Cammi Granato in studio, previewing the women's hockey.

There is nothing else on in those early hours so I have actually sat through a couple of these women's games (including Sweden's merciless 11-0 pounding of outmanned, er, out-womaned Italy yesterday, and Canada's subsequent 8-1 mauling of the Swedes this morning). Surprisngly, these games are not bad viewing at all. Sometimes I actually think I enjoy it as much or more than watching some NHL games. The women's game is slower, but speed is relative. You can really watch the plays develop in women's hockey, where the sticks don't come up, the gloves don't come off, and there are none of the cheap shots that make the NHL famous. I have noticed that the goalies are not as exciting as the NHL goalies, who can flop around and make spectacular saves. Short of that, however, there isn't a lot different watching the women as opposed to watching the men. In a sense, it is a purer hockey game.

Have noticed that the star of the Canadian women's team is former Penguin Syl Apps' daughter, and granddaughter of the original Syl Apps from the 40s, Gillian Apps. In honor of the Syl Apps we remember growing up, I suggest the Canada team wear Pittsburgh Penguin jerseys, circa mid '70s, recalling the "Century Line" with Apps, Lowell MacDonald, and Jean Pronovost. Ms. Apps attends Dartmouth where she stars for the Big Green women's hockey team! Her game is more Phil Esposito-like, however, as she simply camps in front of the net and dares defenders to keep her away. Young Ms. Apps might be bigger than Esposito, however, and maybe the present-day Penguins ought to consider signing her to take some pressure off Sidney Crosby!

John Wooden has often said this in recent years about women's basketball vs. the men's version, that the women's version is the purer one today, where fundamentals are more important than raw athleticism, and where a premium is still placed on teamwork. I haven't quite shared the Wizard's view on hoops, because in basketball you really can tell the women's game is slower, and we have gotten used to some of the spectacular stuff in the men's game that the women can't match. In hockey, however, those delineations are far less clear.

Still a long way to go before I become a huge women's hockey fan, but after giving it a chance, at least I've found another Winter Olympic sport I can watch...

Monday, February 13, 2006

I can relate

Curling... beats the crap out of ice dancing!

A Message from the Mayor of Tall'Afar

In the Name of God the Compassionate and Merciful

To the Courageous Men and Women of the 3d Armored Cavalry Regiment, who have changed the city of Tall’ Afar from a ghost town, in which terrorists spread death and destruction, to a secure city flourishing with life.

To the lion-hearts who liberated our city from the grasp of terrorists who were beheading men, women and children in the streets for many months.

To those who spread smiles on the faces of our children, and gave us restored hope, through their personal sacrifice and brave fighting, and gave new life to the city after hopelessness darkened our days, and stole our confidence in our ability to reestablish our city.

Our city was the main base of operations for Abu Mousab Al Zarqawi. The city was completely held hostage in the hands of his henchmen. Our schools, governmental services, businesses and offices were closed. Our streets were silent, and no one dared to walk them. Our people were barricaded in their homes out of fear; death awaited them around every corner. Terrorists occupied and controlled the only hospital in the city. Their savagery reached such a level that they stuffed the corpses of children with explosives and tossed them into the streets in order to kill grieving parents attempting to retrieve the bodies of their young. This was the situation of our city until God prepared and delivered unto them the courageous soldiers of the 3d Armored Cavalry Regiment, who liberated this city, ridding it of Zarqawi’s followers after harsh fighting, killing many terrorists, and forcing the remaining butchers to flee the city like rats to the surrounding areas, where the bravery of other 3d ACR soldiers in Sinjar, Rabiah, Zumar and Avgani finally destroyed them.

I have met many soldiers of the 3d Armored Cavalry Regiment; they are not only courageous men and women, but avenging angels sent by The God Himself to fight the evil of terrorism.

The leaders of this Regiment; COL McMaster, COL Armstrong, LTC Hickey, LTC Gibson, and LTC Reilly embody courage, strength, vision and wisdom. Officers and soldiers alike bristle with the confidence and character of knights in a bygone era. The mission they have accomplished, by means of a unique military operation, stands among the finest military feats to date in Operation Iraqi Freedom, and truly deserves to be studied in military science. This military operation was clean, with little collateral damage, despite the ferocity of the enemy. With the skill and precision of surgeons they dealt with the terrorist cancers in the city without causing unnecessary damage.

God bless this brave Regiment; God bless the families who dedicated these brave men and women. From the bottom of our hearts we thank the families. They have given us something we will never forget. To the families of those who have given their holy blood for our land, we all bow to you in reverence and to the souls of your loved ones. Their sacrifice was not in vain. They are not dead, but alive, and their souls hovering around us every second of every minute. They will never be forgotten for giving their precious lives. They have sacrificed that which is most valuable. We see them in the smile of every child, and in every flower growing in this land. Let America, their families, and the world be proud of their sacrifice for humanity and life.

Finally, no matter how much I write or speak about this brave Regiment, I haven’t the words to describe the courage of its officers and soldiers. I pray to God to grant happiness and health to these legendary heroes and their brave families.

NAJIM ABDULLAH ABID AL-JIBOURI
Mayor of Tall ‘Afar, Ninewa, Iraq

Don Chevrier...


Good to see and hear Don Chevrier once more. A legend north of the border, I first heard Chevrier when the CFL was syndicating its telecasts into the US in 1972, when he teamed with Jerry Kramer and Alex Karras in a very colorful booth. On ESPN Classic, Chevrier can be heard working some old Ali fights, including the 2nd bout vs. George Chuvalo in 1972. Chevrier also might have done the blow-by-blow for Ali-Chuvalo I in 1966, though what I remember most from watching that one on Classic is the color commentator...Jim Brown!

Dan, you had to ask...

As Angela and I took in the curling action this morning, we were filled with questions that only the Internet could answer. Having Googled "curling explained" and read the entries at the Anchorage Curling Club, I went back to the results page to find this from the Philadelphia Curling Club:

Club Open House February 25th

The Philadelphia Curling Club will be hosting an Open House on Saturday, February 25, 2006 from 10 am until 3 pm. This event is open to the public and is a great way to try out this exciting Olympic Sport!


Angela really wanted to know the official name of the device used to sweep the ice (broom or brush, but I am not sure if one of them is considered more correct than the other). I became intrigued by the word bonspiel. So it seems that curling may be our last best chance at garnering that elusive Olympic medal. Will I be seeing you at the open house?

PS: The Philly Curling Club is located just off Lancaster Avenue in Paoli - short trip for Mark.

PPS: The source linked in the title would seem to give the edge to brush over broom, as genuine sweeping brooms were used in the olden days, replaced by the more modern brushes.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

$10 Plane Ride

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. And every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This one year, Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word, it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agree and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

Back to the future?



Art Shell is back...


Referenced above is Ray Ratto's interesting column on Al's re-hiring of Art Shell. He should be an improvement over Norv Turner, but he has hit work cut out, as the Raider Nation is in disarray, and unthinkable as this might have been at one time, the team has become irrelevant, even in the Bay Area (as the 49ers have become, hard as that might have been to believe a few years ago, too).

Maybe Shell can rekindle something...or maybe not.

Spot-on, Paulie...

Paulie is right about the new-wave "overkill" Olympic coverage that has been provided by NBC.

If someone is a Winter Olympics junkie, I'm sure these two weeks are nirvana, but Paul brings up a valid issue about TV scheduling, and which NBC network carries which sport, etc. The only constant seems as if it will be some sort of figure skating, whether it be pairs, mens, womens, ice dancing, etc. on big NBC prime time every night. Otherwise, it is mass confusion.

I was reading a Jim Lampley interview the other day, and he was recalling back to his early days at ABC for the 1976 Innsburck Winter Olympics, and how at the time ABC had a then-staggering total of about 48 hours total of broadcast for the entire games. By comparison for his gig in Torino, NBC is providing something like 10 times that amount of coverage, split between its networks.

I'm sure ABC would be guilty of much of the same overkill today were it, and not NBC, telecasting the Torino games in the states, and would probably be similarly shuttling events between big ABC and its various ESPN affiliates. Yet for me, at least, the Olympics started to lose their edge once NBC got hold of them. I don't think ABC has done one since the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary.

The "Olympic "fluff" has been so overdone by NBC that it makes watching an almost tedious affair, and the winter version seems to include more of this stuff than the summer Olympics. ABC just did it better, with Jim McKay in his perfect element, not talking down to the audience as does the patronizing Costas. If we had a men's downhill at this Olympics that was as thrilling as Franz Klammer's run in 1976 (called by Gifford and Bob Beattie!), I doubt it would be as big a deal, simply because it would probably get lost in the mass of NBC coverage.

At least my folks, and my mom in particular, are enjoying watching all of the Olympics (especially the ice skating for my mom and Aunt Rose). They were all over for dinner last night, and were looking forward to watching more Olympics, as they love to watch the skaters. Maybe NBC's strategy is sound after all, if it has hooked a lot like my mom and Aunt Rose on the skating every night, knowing that viewers like them will watch the skating and care little about luge or biathlon.

Yesterday, for me, I had the digital TV fired up and probably had 25 college hoops games from which to choose throughout the day, plus watching a few more on the internet (such as the Loyola-Chi. vs. Ill.-Chicago game), and spent very little time chasing the Torino events on the NBC networks. I will risk political incorrectness and say that I switched away from that women's ice hockey game I came across when channel-hopping yesterday. I saw a lot more of Jay Bilas and Digger Phelps than I did of Costas on Saturday. By me, Old Dominion vs. Virginia Commonwealth in CAA hoops was a lot more interesting than women's ice hockey. But that's just me.

Still no complaints, as what can beat a full Saturday of college hoops? For me, that was nirvana!

Olympic gripe

I have this TV viewing habit when the Olympics are happening: I first check in with the network carrying the games before looking elsewhere. In this day and age, I not only check NBC, but also MSNBC and CNBC, and I think also USA. For all the checking that I do, how often do I find, you know, sports? Not very often.

The ratio of fluff to action seems to get higher with each new Olympiad. This morning, for example, Angela and Emmy were thrilled to watch Dino DeLaurentis's granddaughter (I think her name is Giada) being interviewed. I asked them why she was on the Olympic broadcast; I was told that she is on the Food Network with a cooking show called something like "Everyday Italian". Now don't get me wrong: she is easy on the eyes and some local color is welcome, but for every piece that is a weepy backstory or an infomercial for a TV Show (which the Giada interview was; she is hardly truly "Italian" in a way that would make the tie-in to the Games valid), there seems to be less and less broadcasting of competition.

I have read about some French guy making a great run to stun the field and win a gold in downhill skiing - haven't yet seen it aired. Some Italian guy is dominating luge - haven't seen a single luge run. I have seen a little bit of speed skating and the Canadian women's hockey team destroy Russia (that's on now). And I know that the politically correct thing is to show women's hockey as opposed to men's sports, but that's a different rant.

Aren't these the Olympic GAMES? If so, how about some more, you know, GAMES? At least at the Super Bowl, we are guaranteed 60 minutes of football around the pre-game hype and commercial garbage, the in-game commercials, and the overdone halftime show. At the Olympics, it is completely up to the network doing the broadcast, and if I thought the ratio of fluff to action at the SB was too high, well this blows that away.

UPDATE: I turned on NBC after taking a shower: NASCAR! No sports on CNBC or PMSNBC. But women's hockey is on USA - woo-hoo!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Watch the Dream Movie!

Inspired by my nephew Dom, the two-day motivational seminar I just completed through Arbonne, and the Olympics, I am posting this link to an incredibly inspiring, two-minute movie.

Susan Hutton (my Upline and organizer of the event) opened our meeting today with this touching presentation, which moved just about everyone in the room to tears. It's beautiful!

Spelling Bee recap

Dom made a valiant run into the fourth round before bowing out in the face of a {gulp} medical term that I use nearly daily: mesentery. He spelled it with an ending "ary". Ah well... we are very proud of him. I refused (and Dom agreed) to have him become one of those 24-hour-a-day spelling mavens - if you don't know of whence I speak, then rent "Spellbound" (the 2003 documentary, not the Hitchcock thriller) and see why this thing can be unhealthy.

The host was terrible - his enunciation was poor, and it definitely cost some of the kids. For example, he kept pronouncing "oratorio" as "arratorio", and the student spelled it with a leading "a". Then the jerk says "I'm sorry, ORATORIO (pronouncing it with a leading "OR" sound) is spelled..." I think he's related to the officials who did the Super Bowl ;-)

The most touching thing occurred when we got home (I had dropped Luca off at basketball before going to Syracuse for the bee with Dom and Angela and Luca spent the afternoon with a friend; Emmy and Gabey stayed home). Emmy had made Dom a congratulatory banner with the words he got during the competition decorating the banner, and a message that she would buy him the video game of his choice as a reward. I gave her $20 for watching Gabey, and she gave that and another $20 to Dom immediately. That was such a sweet gesture!

Dom is taking it well - he is working on building a railroad layout with Luca as I type. He is a bit miffed at the judge, not only for his crappy enunciation, but also because he was kind of cynical whenever the kids would ask him something. Dom got a word that I didn't know (Angela did, and I am sure Dolores knows it, Brucie): "adobo". I guessed (correctly) at the spelling, but it was new to me. The host said it twice, but very quickly, so Dom asked him to repeat it more slowly. The guy says "And do you want me to spell it for you, too?" Hah-Hah. Fortunately, it is a Spanish word and Dom recognized it as such, and spelled it without hesitation. His first word was "buffalo" and his second "detonate"; "adobo" was the Round 3 word. After three rounds, only 7 of the 35 contestants had been eliminated; by the time Dom bowed out, he was the 17th to be eliminated. So he made it halfway. Good for him.

Our new passion is "Jeopardy!" - his goal is to make it to the Teen Tournament some day. At least the pursuit of "Jeopardy!" success is one that includes learning useful information that should help him in school and in life, unlike the spelling of everybody's favorite agita-inducing word from the bee: "collywobbles". Not knowing that word or its spelling is hardly going to interfere with his life!

Friday, February 10, 2006

A little Olympics humor...

A bit of Olympic humor in the linked piece, a nice prelude before listening to Bob Costas pontificate about the biathlon, luge, and ice dancing for the next two weeks...

Gianni Agnelli, FIAT, and Juventus

Here's a choice excerpt from the Wikipedia entry for Gianni Agnelli:

Agnelli was also closely connected with Juventus, one of the most famous Italian football clubs, of which he was a fan. His phone calls, every morning at 6 am, from wherever he was, whatever was he doing, to the Juventus' president Giampiero Boniperti, were legendary.


Italians are nothing if not colorful!

The Pride of Torino...





The magnificent Stadio delle Alpi...


The Winter Olympics will be good fun in Torino the next two weeks, and there is plenty to see in the city of the shroud. But make no mistake, the real pulse of Torino resides inside the awesome Stadio delle Alpi, built for the 1990 World Cup and home of the famous soccer team Juventus, owned by the Agnelli family of Fiat. In the soccer world, Torino and Juventus are synonymous. I do not believe they will be using the delle Alpi for any Olympic activities, as soccer season is in full flight right now.

The delle Alpi is not without detractors, however, many of whom say it is too big, with seats too far away from the action. The older Stadio Communale in the city (Juve's old home ground and now being used by the other team in town, Torino) is considered a more soccer-friendly facility. But, aesthetically, at least, delle Alpi ranks with the grandest stadiums in the world...

Torino Games

The Olympics return to Italia! I believe that this is the first time since the 1960 Roma games. If I were there, I wouldn't stay in just Torino, I would travel to Firenze, Venezia, and Milano. Has it really been quattro anni since the games at Citta del Lago Salino!

And what language will I have to learn to be able to talk about the next Olympis in Peking, er Beijing, er 北京2008年奥运会申办委员会?

PS: Bruce posts above on the lovely football stadium, and mentions in passing The Shroud of Torino. Isn't that what NBC wants us to call it, at least for the next two weeks? Che pazze!

The Katrina Hearings!



Will the lovable weatherman/chef/entrepreneur be called upon next?


Wow, love some of this rhetoric from the "Katrina" hearings! Things like "we have to make sure this never happens again!"

Granted, plenty of blame to be spread, and looks like FEMA is right in the crosshairs as they zero in on the aftermath. But what about the local and state fumbling before the storm hit? Wonder if they'll get around to calling some of those incompetents from the third world chocolate city of New Orleans or the backwater of Louisiana politics (like Gov. "Blabineux" Babineux) instead of focusing so hard on the fed response? Proper preparations and evacuation could have saved countless lives. This part should be on the local and state authorities, who indeed had well-designed plans for such a hurricane but never implemented them when they needed to last summer.

Then again, the only miracle is that it took a big hurricane so long to hit New Orleans and almost destroy it, as any large 'cane could have done since they built that city long ago in one of the worst places imaginable to build.

In retrospect, really, is it any wonder New Orleans turned into such a mess, with much of the populace a welfare haven? Of course I feel sorry for those people, but should we be surprised that many of them sat around and waited for the government to tell them what to do when the storm was bearing down? Many of the denizens of the 9th ward were probably so used to government handouts that when it came time to fend for themselves, they didn't know what to do. Couple that with the local (not fed) incompetence that failed to help many those people who truly needed help to get out of harm's way, and the recipe for unthinkable disaster was complete.

Interesting how a civilized state like Florida has limited its losses of life and avoided such overwhelming catastrophe despite being hit by even more hurricanes just as big and strong as Katrina.

But the "Katrina hearings" continue. Next thing you know, Joe Lieberman will be probably be summoning Al Roker to testify as a spokesman for all weathermen and women, and be asked what they can do to stop these terrible hurricanes from happening in the future!

Janet (Olshan) Jones?



Geez, if Janet Jones really liked to bet on sports that much, she should have married me instead of Gretzky...

P.S. Paulie: Great letter to Phil Sheridan, interested in his response. Good work finding that Lombardi parody, one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Kaus on Gonzalez

Mickey Kaus shows us all why he is a great writer who doesn't get on TV much... political commentary isn't pretty, at least when Mickey does it. Anyway, here is doing his "Blogging Heads TV" thing, and taking shots at Alberto Gonzalez that sound as if they were written by Dan Gray.

My message to Phil Sheridan

Bruce - I was able to find it, although he hasn't answered it (yet):

Phil:

It might be difficult for you to address this, but isn't there an awful lot of hypocrisy involved in sports betting in this country? I mean, states run numbers games, casinos are all over the place (and politicians benefit from them), yet the NFL (and other sports organizations) act as if they are "shocked, shocked!" that such betting might be going on in their sports!

I am not trying to excuse Rick Tocchet, particularly if he was involved with organized crime. But in a society where the likes of William F. Buckley call for the decriminalization of drugs because the behaviors unleashed by its criminalization make for, on balance, a worse society, why can't we have this discussion on sports betting? They have open betting on sports in England (and elsewhere), but I don't think that has hurt the integrity of their games, has it? And it's not as if we haven't had point-shaving scandals here in the current environment, either.


I'll let you know if I get an answer.

Powerful message from Terri Schiavo's brother

I read the article to which he is responding and shook my head in disbelief. So many counterfactual claims and assertions as to make me sick. At least he took the time to respond effectively. Not that this will change the MSM much, but it's better than silence.

Sports betting

Bruce:

I sent Phil Sheridan a comment for his forum about sports betting. I don't think he'd shy away from answering it, but maybe the suits upstairs won't let him. I guess we'll find out. So far, he hasn't responded. If I can still dig up the actual post (I wrote it at home this morning), I will post it here.

Wisconsin Burning

When will the madness end? Blasphemy of The Great Lombardi (praise be upon his trophy)!



Protestors demonstrated against the images throughout the Badger State yesterday, with violent egging and cow-tipping incidents reported in Oconomowac, Pewaukee, Sheboygan, Ozaukee, Antigo, Oshkosh, Waubeno, Wauwautosa, Waunewoc, Wyocena, Waubeka, and Washawonamowackapeepee.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Another Ann Coulter Classic!

As usual, the cool Conservative babe hits the nail on the head with her trademark wit and humor. If only the underlying subject matter weren't so frightening; that a few stupid cartoons have the power to spur the Islamo-Barbarians into a worldwide frenzy of violence and destruction speaks volumes.

Guess the murder, mutilation, beheading and raping of innocents all around the globe brings no dishonor to the "Religion of Peace" but a little ink and an artist's imagination can spark a Jihad. To paraphrase Eddie Murphy: "These people are SICK!"

Well-Said, Dan!

Dan,

I wholeheartedly agree! Not sure if you've read my post re. the State of the Union speech, but I made a similar point: It is absolutely nauseating the way the President endlessly "reaches out" to these bile spewers, only to be thrown to the wolves once again. And yet, he continuously bites the hand that feeds him -- his Conservative base. I don't get it!

In the SOTU I was thoroughly disgusted with his Bill Clinton Baby Boomer comment, among other things. Doesn't he get it by now that most Democrats hate him???

Anyway, off to get some exercise. Stay warm up there...it is a bone-chilling 50 in South Florida!

Rick Tocchet's victimless crime...

There's no use defending Rich Tocchet, who will unfortunately have to pay the price for taking judgement lessons from Michael Irvin. Should have known better, Rick.

Without going into one of the gambling hypocrisy tirades that made Mort famous, all I'll say is that I continue to be amazed how the MSM can sit to left of Russ Feingold on so many issues, yet act as if inspired by Ralph Reed on the subject of sports gambling.

In the grand scheme of things, Tocchet's story is not newsworthy, especially in comparison to the baloney that happens on a daily basis in corporate America and Wall Street. That Tocchet faces any punishment or scrutiny whatsoever, while any fat cat (or not so fat cat) who has anything to do with the raping and pillaging of any pension system, or any CEOs who get eight-figure golden handshakes while their companies lay off hundreds, or thousands, of workers, go on their merry way, really rankles. Those are only a couple of examples. I could talk all day and night about things far more worthy of scorn than Tocchet's gambling circle of friends.

Tocchet's "gambling ring" is a non-story. That many will wrongly brand him as a criminal of sorts from now on is going to be the sad epilogue. I guess the MSM, and most of the general public, for that matter, don't connect how many local and state governments are involved in all sorts of gambling activities. Pari-mutuel wagering at race tracks? State lottery games, many of which are simply keno with window dressing? That's all okay. And if playing the options market on Wall Street isn't gambling, I've got some oceanfront property in Phoenix that I'd like to sell.

The Tocchet story is victimless. Of course, there are dangers in gambling, and I am not naive enough to ignore the dangers of abuse. But too much of anything, even drinking water, can be bad for you. I'd say alcohol abuse is about a thousand times the problem as gambling abuse. And back to the Tocchet non-story, who are the victims?

The fact is that gambling is one area where we could, and should, take a look at how England handles things. Because I work at TGS, I'm about as welcome at an NFL game as Osama BL. I go to England for a soccer game, and by comparison I get the red carpet rolled out for me at Chelsea, Leeds, Tottenham Hotspur, and whatever other stadium I might visit for a game. Heck, when I was back there a few years ago, I went out to Leeds' training ground (Thorp Arch, Leeds United's answer to the Eagles' Nova Care facility) the day before an FA Cup 4th round game vs. Liverpool, met manager David O'Leary (who's now at Aston Villa), given a quick tour of the facility, and sat front and center in an informal press conference, asking any question I wanted. Then, almost the same nice treatment the next day at the big match! They treated me almost as if I was a darned celebrity, happy to host someone who had come so far. I could only dream of being treated the same way over here, especially at an NFL game.

People don't bet any more in England than they do over here, it's just an accepted and even honored business. It is something to see betting shops on seemingly every-other corner, not to mention betting booths on site at soccer games, cricket matches, etc. Why it gets subject to religious right-type scrutiny over here, by many of the same people flocking to buy lottery tickets, heading to casinos, and betting on the horses and dogs at numerous race tracks, should really grate any sensible person.

Bad to bet on the Cleveland Browns! Okay to bet on Giacomo in last year's Preakness, or buy a ton of lotto (keno) tickets, or spend an afternoon or evening playing the slots at an indian casino. Where's the difference?

And speaking of that oceanfront property in Phoenix, I've got another lot for anyone who doesn't believe a lot of those NFL owner fat cats, throughout history, haven't had their hand in the "illegal" side of gambling on their games. Their position is a charade. And they know the wild appeal of their league is based a good part from people betting on their games. If there is a more hypocritical stance than the NFL's anti-gambling crusade, I'm still waiting to see it.

P.S...by the way, mentioning Janet Jones' name in any story, gambling ring or whatever, and not running her photo is like sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner, and the turkey doesn't show up...

P.P.S...Paulie, for what it's worth, we also liked St. Joe's plus the 8 points last night, and like you felt pretty good at the half. Credit Nova's amazing resourcefulness, which was also on display in an even-more dramatic comeback last Saturday vs. Marquette, a game I had put in the Nova loss column late in the second half. This is a pretty special Villanova bunch, and just imagine if the Wildcats had a healthy Curtis Sumpter this season...

1970's cultural artifact

Lileks linked to this; I didn't recognize the name, and was growing bored waiting to recognize something other than a guy who looked like an interchangeable actor I had seen on dozens of TV cop shows I watched as a kid.

And then we get to the skit that made him famous, albeit briefly, where he provides the soundtrack and the "magic tricks". I had completely forgotten about this, but watching it again makes me remember when this was "hot". I can still visualize Mark imitating these moves. I didn't stick around to read about the "why I am now in a wheelchair" or why the B-list stars were gushing over him. Maybe another time.

dah-dah-DAH-dah, dah-dah, dah-DAH!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Congrats, Nova

Yes, I called Carol to congratulate her. Talk about a tale of two halves - Jekyll & Hyde were more even than the Hawks were in the two halves. I think that Nova was a little stunned at the intensity, but once they warmed up to the task, their superior talent showed.

Sorry I have been remiss in posting Dom's comics - they are on the desktop downstairs and I am usually on the laptop, but I will be better. His effort tonight plays on Ray Nagin's "chocolate city" - he really is taken by that clip of Nagin and works it into jokes and regular conversation frequently. Maybe Nagin is just an astute politician; after all, if a 13 year old in central NY can name the mayor of New Orleans, then the mayor of NOLA has raised his profile over many other politicians. Or else he made such a complete ass of himself that he has become unforgettable.

Dom makes the first cut

Dom made it through the first round of the regional spelling bee, which was a written test. He goes to the oral competition this weekend. I am not sure whether the winner Saturday goes to DC or on to some other regional bee, but I think this is for the DC competition.

I rented "Spellbound", a documentary recounting the 1999 Bee won by Nupur Lala. Dom and I agree that he shouldn't spazz like the kids in the movie and spend every waking hour studying. He looks at the words in the car on the trip up and back from school. It would be neat if he made it to DC, and if he got that far, past the elimination rounds to get onto the ESPN rounds.

I am typing this to distract myself from the implosion (21-3!) to begin the second half that has changed the character of the SJU-Nova game. 21-3 is not a good score for SJU/Eagles' fans (another Roynell Young/SB XV flashback!). Stachaitas just nailed a 3, so here's hoping the tide will turn back SJU's way...

Big Five, done up right

St. Joe's-Villanova: the premier rivalry among the confederation of rivals that is the Big Five.

Both teams 3-0, playing for the City Series title.

One team in the Top Five (role reversal from two years ago).

The other team in the role of David looking to score a direct hit on Goliath.

This is why the Big Five is what it is, and why college hoops outshines the NBA.

Enjoy the game - ESPN will be carrying it in about an hour.

March Madness coming soon...

I don't always agree with Paul's old buddy Joe Lunardi, but his weekly preview of the tournament field is must-see stuff for college hoop junkies.

In next week's TGS, I'll do my annual Big Dance look-ahead...

Follow-up Bianchi column...

I see where the Orlando Sentinel seems to have already taken down Mike Bianchi's embarrassing Feb. 6 column in the aftermath of Super Bowl XL. They have other Bianchi stories in his archive, but have removed that one.

I don't read his stories often, and I want to believe that some of Bianchi's musings are just tongue-in-cheek (such as the "Not picking Steelers is un-American" story from Feb. 5), but I am not sure, because I know the way people respond, and turning sports coverage into a sort of political rally with jingoistic overtones is simply reckless, tongue-in-cheek or not. Last time I checked, Seattle was part of the United States, too. At least Bianchi stopped short of saying the Seahawks were Al Qaeda's team.

Maybe Paulie's well-written and pointed email to the Sentinel made an impact...

McNabb's dumb comment

I thought the "black-on-black crime" statement was ludicrous and hurt McNabb. Bill Conlin wrote about it and got this reply from a reader:

Others argued the point that while McNabb's use of "black-on-black crime" was unfortunate, the underlying message addresses an outgrowth of success that is troubling to the African-American community.

Nobody cut to the heart of a complex problem better than Steven Richardson, 43, an African-American veteran of Desert Storm. He was raised in Harrisburg, an Eagles and Steelers fan, and currently lives in Charlotte, N.C., where he works as a part-time loader at FedEx and a part-time UPS package scanner/handler. Richardson has closely followed the Owens-McNabb morality play and this is part of his take:

"Donovan screwed up with his choice of words. My ex-wife's grandfather was a victim of black-on-black crime. He was murdered in his shop over twenty years ago before this term became fashionable. What he's really talking about is 'crabs-in-a-barrel.' Meaning that crabs in a barrel pull one another down as they are trying to get out of the barrel. It is usually used to describe a prominent black figure tearing down another black in the national media. It can also be applied to everyday working-class people, too. That's how I took it...

"Michael Irvin was guilty of starting this whole thing when he made the statement that the Eagles would be undefeated with Brett Favre at quarterback and fellow loudmouth T.O. agreed. No doubt that Brett Favre is a great quarterback and a first-ballot Hall of Famer. There is no way that the 2005 Eagles would have been undefeated at that point of the season with him at quarterback instead of McNabb...

"By calling Donovan McNabb a 'company man,' T.O. was uncharacteristically tactful. He was euphemistically calling McNabb a 'house Negro.' Was that black-on-black crime? No.

"I hope that this will blow over eventually. It is truly a shame when a man like Donovan McNabb has to be raked over the coals because of careless and stupid comments by two self-centered and selfish individuals like Michael Irvin and Terrell Owens. Irvin was a great wide receiver as is Owens, but these men need to be taken to task, as well, particularly Irvin.

"How can a man with Michael Irvin's history ... still be on the air at ESPN? ... Just my feelings on the whole unfortunate matter."

Monday, February 06, 2006

Misleading scores...

Paulie, off the top of my head, that Ravens-Titans game stands out. I will look it up, but I believe the Ravens got one or two TDs via special teams (I know an early blocked FG accounted for one of them), and maybe another by the defense. In the case of that year's Ravens, as well as the 1985 Bears, their defenses were almost like offenses. That's the way those teams played, and I remember thinking there wasn't much fluky about the Ravens five years ago. That's just how they won games! I swore there were games those Ravens and '85 Bears played where their defenses could have stayed on the field for the entire game, and they would have still won the game.

I want to say there was a Vikings playoff game in the '70s against the Rams that was wildly misleading, too. Could have been the '76 NFC title game, especially the 1st half when Minnesota basically did nothing but still led thanks to that long blocked FG return off Tom Dempsey. The heavy rain playoff game in '77 vs. the Rams at the Coliseum might be another.

Something tells me there might be some other wildly misleading playoff scores in the past, but this is going to require some research. A fun project, however, so I'll start looking...

Michael Smith gets it right

If I had a column to write today, this would have been it.

I am so very disappointed in the zebras having determined the outcome of the game that it makes me sick. And the team I was pulling for won!

Bruce - your point about the Seahawks playing well enough to win, and perhaps better than any losing side in the SB is well taken. In addition to gaining 410 yards (to the Steelers 367, I think), the author of the piece to which I link above claims that the penalty yardage amounted to 161 (yards lost on the plays plus the penalty yardage itself). It was worth at least 4 points directly, and many more indirectly.

I was thinking about other post-season games where I thought the winning team was outplayed by the side with fewer points. I think the biggest margin in a game where the losing team outplayed the winning was when the Ravens, in their SB year, defeated the Titans 24-10. I just looked up the stats and it is even worse than I remember: First downs - Titans 23-6; yards - Titans 317-134; possession - Titans 40:29 to 19:31. It would be interesting if you can come up with a better example of the losing side outplaying the winning team in the NFL playoffs or SB. Any nominees, Brucie?

One Final But Important Note (OK, two notes)

I regret I failed to recognize the Superbowl's glaring omission earlier, but Lisa at Two Babes and a Brain wants to know why the NFL forgot all about our Troops. Good question!

I too, was disgusted with the mutilation of the National Anthem, as sung by Aaron Neville and Aretha Franklin. And if it was appropriate to honor Coretta Scott King and Rosa Parks, why not the very people who make it possible for such American citizens to stand up for freedom and civil rights?

And another thing....I suffered through Hurricane Wilma, along with thousands of fellow Floridians; Texans endured the wrath of Rita, and Pensacola natives dealt with two damaging Tropical storms (Cindy and Dennis), that added insult to injury after 2004's catastrophic Ivan. Are we not as important as the denizens of New Orleans??? Maybe because we are equipped and ready to deal with such natural disasters, preferring to take responsibility instead of blaming the Government, we aren't worthy of such recognition.

That was quick!

I swear I posted this question about twenty minutes ago after a noon educational conference, and it is already up on Phil Sheridan's forum. He agrees with me (then appears to undo his own point by saying that there wasn't evidence to overturn the ref's call - maybe I am misreading him).

Anyway, I write under the nom de web of "Pablo", a name that was given to me to distinguish me from my then-partner in racquetball, Paul Dries. He got the English, I got the Spanish, but now I have a useful pseudonym as well. You will have to scroll down a bit to find my question.

PS: Note how many others have drawn the connection between Holmgren and Reid regarding clock management!

PPS: Bruce, that Orlando Sentinel writer should hand in his credentials - what a disgrace. It reminds me a bit of when the McCartney-Aunesi story line with the Colorado Buffaloes was getting play. Make no mistake: I bought into it, and was pulling for the Buffs. But man did they get the calls! All so that some writer, the spiritual predecessor of the guy Bruce quotes, can write a "way things are supposed to be" feel-good column. Gag!

I rest my case...

Excerpts from Mike Bianchi's column in today's Orlando Sentinel:

This is how the story should have ended.

Any other way would not have been right.

Any other conclusion would have been like "It's a Wonderful Life" ending with George Bailey actually jumping off of the bridge and drowning.

We wanted the Pittsburgh Steelers holding up that trophy.

We needed the Pittsburgh Steelers holding up that trophy.

If the Seattle Seahawks had won, it would have been the stuff of dull documentaries. The Steelers winning was the stuff of fantastic fairy tales.

The Pitsburgh Steelers may not have discovered America Sunday.

But they gave America the ending it so desperately wanted.



ENOUGH ALREADY! Stuff like this belongs on amateur fan blogs, not major newspapers! Have we sunk to the point where we are actually attaching good and evil to these teams and the outcome of these games? Worse, that people are actually buying into it?

Want a fairytale sports story? How about little St. Joe's almost running all of the way to the national basketball title two years ago? Or little Loyola-Chicago winning the whole ball of wax in 1963 (suffering racial abuse along the way)? The Steelers? Nice story, I guess. But fairytale-like? Good for America?

Please!

Now I understand why the refs did what they did yesterday. They were actually officiating in America's best interests!

Next thing I expect to read is that the jihadis were all cheering for the Seahawks...

Epilogue Super Bowl XL

Paulie is spot-on with his analysis. Regarding the officiating (and I think I have mentioned this before), I am a bit suspicious, though I cannot fathom that the league would overtly want one team to win over another, and stated the Steelers must win. But covertly, perhaps, there might be subliminal messages sent to the refs about marketing and such (where the Steelers are far more potent than the Seahawks), though in the end I believe it comes more down to each individual ref. They are human, but they did err numerous times yesterday in favor of the Steelers to the point where it appeared almost blatant.

Sure, the Seahawks still had chances to overcome that misfortune, and didn't do it, and it wasn't the refs who didn't tackle Parker on that long run or cover Hines Ward on the option pass TD. Seattle has itself to blame for mismanaging the clock and, I believe in Holmgren's case, slightly overmanaging the game with his QB. But Big Ben's TD call was suspicious, because the ref seemed to change his mind, as he did when throwing the flag for pass interference on the Seahawks' first TD. And of course, that sequence in the 4th Q, with the bogus holding call, then the bogus call on Hasselbeck's tackle (which really set Steel up in primo position), changed the course of the game like few calls have in Super Bowl history.

Big Ben's TD might have been an offshoot of Tampa Bay's missed TD in the game vs. the Skins a few weeks ago. This ref decided to take the initiative and call a TD for Big Ben, with the knowledge that the replay would settle the close call. Only it didn't, and we were stuck with the original ruling. Replay is still imperfect.

Here here, too, for Paul's railing against the overhype, the halftime show, the blitz of commercials, etc. I, too, missed Janet J.'s halftime show two years ago, and we have watched the Puppy Bowl at halftime the last two years. In years past we watched several different things at halftime, including those claymation characters in boxing maches (Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Howard Stern, I think?).

Boo to the NFL for its overhype. They should simply let the Jackson State band entertain as it did last weekend at the Battle of the Bands at the Georgia Dome. Better entertainment, costs less, and everyone would be happy.

Revisiting where this one ranks in our Super Bowl list, I am still debating. Remember, there have been a lot of wretched Super Bowls, blowout games with little or no drama whatsoever that litter the bottom 10 of our list, so by default this one has to escape the bottom quartile. It was no Picasso, but I believe it was competitive enough and there were enough big plays to put it into the lower reaches of the top half. The memorable play factor might set it above Eagles-Patriots, and it was basically as close a game as last year's. I thought it a little better than our 19th rated game, Steelers-Vikings SB IX. Right now, I'd say it belongs in the neighborhood of last year's game, Steelers-Cowboys SB XXX, maybe Packers-Patriots SB XXXI, though Seahawks-Steelers had more drama than the latter. Still haven't reconciled how the poor officiating will impact things.

Paul's best point, however, regards the TD rule and replay. He is right, a different standard should apply to scoring plays. There should be definite evidence that the man scored. By that standard, Big Ben should have been ruled inches short, though in the current rulebook, it would have been hard for the refs to overturn.

I have watched this stuff long enough to not overreact all the time in regards to the refs, but I guarantee the stench in the aftermath of this one had the Seahawks, not Steelers, been beneficiaries of those calls, would have been overwhelming. I can imagine what the Eagle fans on the blog would have been saying were this a Philadelphia-Dallas game. with the Eagles in the role of Seattle!

Interesting recollection of yesterday's game was Madden reminding the TV audience that Seattle needed two scores when it embarked upon its final drive, and should go for a FG early and then go for the onsides kick, to give it enough time just in case it recovers the ball. Holmgren should have listened. It also recalls Madden doing just that in the 1975 AFC title game at Pittsburgh. Down 16-7 in the final seconds, Madden had Blanda kick a FG (and not a short one, either) to get within 16-10, then the Raiders actually recovered the onsides kick. And on the last play, the Snake hit Cliff Branch with a bomb down to the Pittsburgh 11, but the clock ran out. It almost worked for Madden that day, and it also helped the Raiders cover that pointspread (they were a 6 1/2-7 point underdog). And those were the last points scored by Blanda in his career.

Another reminder of how great the 1974 & '75 Steelers really were. They had to beat two of Oakland's best-ever teams in 1974 & '75 just to get to the Super Bowl.

Enough of the MSM and its characterizations of the teams and the cities, too! For some reason, Pittsburgh seemed to be the media darling of this Super Bowl, for reasons I cannot figure. I like Pittsburgh, too (hey, my dad is from Johnstown!), but the dominant storylines were heavily slanted Pittsburgh's way. Talk about overplaying stereotypes, about Seattle being isolated, etc! Sometimes you'd think Seattle was Nome, Alaska instead, reading this stuff prior to the game.

At least kudos are in order to Lake Catholic High for standing behind its man Joe Jurevicius. That some entity east of the Mississippi might have been cheering for the Seahawks is refreshing.

Bottom line is that these games should have a level playing field. In retrospect, for some reason, this Super Bowl didn't.

I missed this one before the game

This is a funny caricature cartoon that, on the morning after, makes me happier still that the Men of Steel won the game:



At least Pittsburgh has a lot of "Reagan Democrat" types, unlike Seattle, which is populated by a lot of folks who find California too staid.

One page source on Wild Cards

...although, as Bruce noted, the Chiefs are not listed as a Wild Card team.

I wake up this morning happy for the Steelers but disappointed in the game. Just one call (the holding call that took away the completion down to the Steelers' 1), had it not happened, might have changed the outcome of the game. It at least would have set up the game for a better finish than the deja vu of last year, watching Seattle let the clock slip away from them.

I think that the "incontrovertible evidence" standard needs to be revisited on scoring plays. I think that it is a sensible standard for things like ruling a catch legal in the middle off the field, but the standard for touchdowns shouldn't be a standard of proof relative to the call on the field, but a standard of proof relative to the basic football call. Is there clear evidence that the football has broken the plane of the goal? Yes, and it's a TD; no, and it's not. I don't care what the initial call on the field was. It should be irrelevant on plays of this kind.

And you can't tell me that the official (the linesman) that raised his arms wasn't doing the "run to the spot" to mark the ball in the field of play. Did the head ref call out the secret code reminding him that they were supposed to give every close call to the Steelers? Every now and then, in particularly cynical moments, I get to thinking that the NFL influences outcomes. Yesterday's game was one of those that makes me think that this is less a matter of paranoia than of reality.

On the topic of rating the Super Bowl: maybe my memory of other SBs is such that I can't remember the officials having such a direct impact on the outcome, but that angle makes it hard to rank this one. It was competitive into the 4th Q, the INT changed the game from a 21-3 (I had a flashback to Roynell Young standing flatfooted as Cliff Branch jumped over him to catch the ball in the end zone) affair to 14-3 with the Seahawks in scoring position. After scoring, this could have been a bracing game to the finish. The Steelers score on the gadget play is all to their credit. But just the same, the Seahawks came back to get themselves into a position to get close again. And then zebra flu struck... leaving this one hard to rate, but certainly no higher than the lower end of the second tier, probably somewhere in the third tier, and definitely above the bottom quartile.

A few other notes: is it just me, or does anyone else simply not tune into the "entertainment" efforts that preceded the SB and ran at the half? I have zero interest - this is the sop to the half of the crowd watching that aren't football fans. Good for them, I guess, but I couldn't care less. I didn't know about Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction until after the game, for example. I have no great affinity for The Rolling Stones, so I didn't care about their performance last night either. Besides, had there been a malfunction, what would we have seen? A pacemaker scar?

PS: Here is the image from the home page of Lake Catholic that ran yesterday

Last Thoughts SB XL...

Commericals. I agree that the best commercial of the game was the Budwesier ad, where the Clydsesdale pony gets unsuspecting help from the big horses to pull the wagon. The man and dalmation at the end of the commerical were great. This one was a real classic, and I hope they keep running it for years.

(I'm glad I was watching for that commercial. For most of the breaks, and for all of halftime, we turned over to Animal Planet to watch the Puppy Bowl, with occasional narratives by none other than Harry Kalas. Didn't need to see the old version of the Rolling Stones, anyway).

Special mention to the Burger King/Steve Young scramble TD commercial, though since it has been airing for the past few weeks, it wasn't officially a Super Bowl commerical. Creative-wise, however, that Budweiser commercial was special. The BK commerical was cool mainly because we got to see Young's run again.

As for wild cards winning the big one, I believe this is only the fifth, following the Ravens in 2000, Broncos in '97, Raiders in 1980, and Chiefs in 1969, though K.C. wasn't officially designated a "wild card" (Chiefs finished 2nd that season in AFL West).

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Super Question

Hey Guys,

Had a great time at Marti's and am happy the Steelers won, though I agree with Paulie on many of his points regarding the lousy officiating and the Seahawks/Eagles analogy.

Question: Are the Steelers the first Wild Card team to win a Superbowl? Whether or not they are, it is still pretty impressive to win four straight in the post-season, and on the road. My guess is that if Pittsburgh is not the first, they are still most likely part of a small group of teams to hold that distinction.

By the way, my favorite ad was the Budweiser one that featured the determined pony who unknowingly received assistance from a full-grown horse, with pulling their trademark red carriage. Having witnessed the event with his Dalmatian sitting next to him, a man (presumably the horses' owner) says to the dog, "I won't tell if you won't!" Very touching...and uncharacteristically classy for a Superbowl Ad.

Instant Replay Super Bowl XL...



Finally, one for the thumb...


A quick SB XL post with some random, knee-jerk thoughts to get these things off of my mind before I get back to work on the soccer publication. Will be on deadline tomorrow...

1) Just noticed Paulie's play-by-play blog of the 2nd half. Prescient analysis, as could be expected from our gridiron historian. Maybe the best thing about the game tonight.

2) Now that we have ranked all of the previous SBs, where does this one go? My first thought was in the third tier, between 21-25, but upon further review, I might bump it up to the lower portion of the 2nd tier. In fact, it reminded me a lot of Eagles-Patriots last season, though perhaps even more exasperating for the Seahawks. Though it matters little, Seattle looked the better team much of this night, and had more business winning this game than almost any Super Bowl loser I can remember. I really thought for much of the game that Seattle would win, especially after Herndon's pick turned the game on its ear for a while. It was a compelling game deep into the 4th Q, there were numerous big plays, so I might be more inclined to put it on par with Dallas-Pittsburgh SB XXX, ten years ago.

3) The difference in natural leadership was evident between Hasselbeck and Big Ben. Though Hasselbeck is good, he is basically a manufactured QB, you can tell that his athletic life has probably been programmed by a series of coaches since boyhood. He has flourished lately in the NFL basically because of Holmgren's astute tutelage. Put him in Arizona the past few years, and he'd look like Josh McCown. Tonight, however, on the biggest stage, his game management skills were found lacking, with poor clock management at the end of both halves, poor pass selection in crucial times of the game, and generally poor decision making in the clutch.

By comparison, Roethlisberger, who did not have his best game, still made plays when they counted, and was able to overcome one egregious error (the Herndon interception). You had a sense that Big Ben was likely to make the game-deciding plays in this one, and that Hasselbeck's stats would be empty at the end. Big Ben is a natural leader, his play is instinctive, which I'd bet was honed in countless days as a youth, playing football in the street or in the park with all of his friends, rather than under the guiding eye of a coach.

It reminded me of what some soccer in-the-know people have told me about the general difference between American soccer players and those from South America. Brilliance is never taught, it is a gift first honed at the grass roots level, when kids play after school amongst themselves, in a street or nearby park. The next soccer genius, in the Pele or Maradona mold, they tell me, is more likely to come from South America or even Africa, where kids learn the essence of the game from playing it themselves. Coaching comes later, honing and refining. In American soccer, coaching comes first. In American hoops, it is different, however, as kids play hoops here in the street and playgrounds and develop those instincts for the game in an unstructured environment, just as it is with soccer many places elsewhere in the world. Then comes the coaching. This is a very generalized example (and has gotten me away from SB XL), but the most-brilliant basketballers usually come from the USA, just like the soccer geniuses have come from South America. I believe there is some correlation in there between Hasselbeck and Roethlisberger.

4) Give the Steelers credit for being resourceful enough to capitalize. But this was one of the worst, one-way officiated games I can recall, and especially being in the Super Bowl. I am no football-watching novice, either, and I'd rank the officiating in this one with some of the WAC games I've seen over the years from Honolulu, where Hawaii routinely gets some of the darnedest calls you'd ever imagine.

The Men of Steel were basically penalty-less after their first series, when they had those two false starts. Seattle only had 7 penalties, but I can hardly recall a collection of such having so much to do with the outcome of the game. In particular, that holding call in the 4th Q, nullifying the pass completion to the 1, was bogus, especially since the Steeler LB might well have been offsides on the play (why ABC never showed a full replay from the regular angle on that one is mind-boggling). It was a phantom hold, as Madden and Michaels noted. The offensive pass interference that cost Seattle its first TD was also dubious, as was the illegal block on Warrick's punt return that had the Seahawks in business in Pittsburgh territory. Key plays all. Maybe the worst call of all was the foul on Hasselbeck for going low on his tackle on Ike Taylor's interception. That put the ball out at the 40, instead of the 25, and made me a bit suspicious, because almost every knee-jerk flag and call was going against Seattle, including Hasselbeck's subsequent fumble that was correctly reversed. Roethlisberger's TD was shaky, though overturning that one would have been tough. These were all huge plays, HUGE, especially that holding call when the ball should have been at the 1, that essentially changed the course of the game. Dallas never even got the benefit of this many calls! Numerous spots of the ball were also questionable, including Strong landing about 4 inches short of a 1st down when Seattle was still up 3-0 in the 2nd Q. A couple of inches more, and Big Ben probably doesn't get the chance to make the big 3rd down pass at the end of the half that helped Steel go ahead. Brown's two missed FGs were also wide by a combined 2 feet. It really is a game of inches.

One that didn't go Pittsburgh's way was Stevens' catch ruled incomplete in the 1st half, but they blew the whistle quick on that, and the Steelers would only have gotten the ball deep in their own territory anyway, at a time when they weren't moving. I don't think Seattle scored on that drive, anyway.

5) Special teams, and lack thereof. Now I know why Denver let Tom Rouen go as its punter. Any problem angling for the sidelines when you're punting around midfield, instead of just booming the ball into the endzone? Pittsburgh started its first 4 drives from the 20, when it could have been bottled up inside of its 10 on a few of those if Rouen had any idea how to punt. With the Steeler offense choppy at best, limited mainly to those three big plays all day, it could have made a huge difference.

6) Oh, well, that's the way it goes. In the grand scheme of things, there were far worse losses we experienced this season and in years past. I'm sure we also won several games we really had no business winning this season, and these things always seem to even out in the long run. As far as Super Bowls go, I think this might be the most exasperating defeat for a team, however. Holmgren must be kicking himself, as his game plan was sound, and basically took away what the Steelers wanted to do. Cowher, in an honest moment, will probably admit as much, not that it matters. Just win, baby. It's what counts, no matter what the means.

Football is quite unpredictable. Hopefully the masses won't figure that out until I have sold TGS. After all, they seem to have forgotten all of our past Super Bowl misses, and keep coming back for more. Thanks to the Quad Squadders for helping me with many ideas to make it all at least sound a bit more convincing in print at various times throughout the season. And, of course, thanks again to Paulie for help on the SB rankings, the best-ever story written in TGS.

Now, let's focus on college hoops!

One for the Thumb!

Good for Cowher. Good for Bettis. Good for Rooney. Good for Pittsburgh.

I was cheering for the Seahawks to make it a more competitive game, but I am thrilled for the Steelers. Betcha couldn't tell from my posts!


PS: All the refs should be summarily fired for their performance tonight!

Seahawks last gasp

What's the deal with the middle of the field passes? And why didn't JJ head to the sidelines?

At least they're not huddling like the Eagles last year ;-)

3rd down - they need a conversion. I don't think they will try a 57 year FG, will they? After the incompletion, we'll find out.

They are going for the conversion. Completed.

TGS must be dying - will the Seahawks kick the FG? They are trying for the TD.

Oh no! That 3rd down completion was awful - welcome to Philly's 2005 nightmare, Seattle. Way to waste the clock!

On the upside: the Steelers get that elusive one for the thumb! Way to go, Men of Steel!

Killer first down

Big Ben on the bootleg - I think he got a bad spot, but still has the first down. The refs stink, but at least it didn't change the outcome of that play. I think they took a full yard away from him.

Here's the Gold Sheet angle now that the 2 minute warning has arrived: the spread could be covered or not based on a 2-point conversion, assuming the Seahawks score.

Ads: Not so good (Outback Steakhouse, Westin Hotels, Pro Bowl).

I always liked the idea of the Pro Bowl on the Sunday before the SB, leaving the SB teams' players off the roster. It'll never happen, but the whole idea of an All-Star game in a contact sport is silly to begin with.

Battery is getting weak!

Just noticed that the battery is running out of juice - maybe one of the kids wil grab the AC cord.

Seahawks need to get the ball back.

Officials blow another call - Big Ben's TO call was after the play clock expired. On their list of transgressions for today, that one rates fairly low, but it still rankles how bad they have been.

Great call to get the first. Madden's "foreign object" comment earned a laugh.

Seahawks are living on borrowed time now. Not looking good for the Pacific Northwesters.

New life

I like the run with Alexander - he could pull a Parker and break one. Of course, as I type it, Madden calls for them to go up-tempo.

Jurevicius makes another catch. He stinks - the Seahawks will probably cut him. but the Eagles wouldn't sign him.

Alexander on 2nd & 10? That's iffy. Big 3rd down (I think I might have said that a few times before).

Blitz and sack - MH did a good job not fumbling. Back to the Seahawks needing a good defensive effort to have a shot at victory.

Lower scoring than I expected.

Ads:

World Baseball Classic - uninspiring

GoDaddy - not as funny as the ad agency thinks it is.

Local ambulance chaser ad - I think I would be happy to read about Alexander & Catalano in the police blotter.

Back to the game.