Friday, June 23, 2006

The Mighty-no more Ducks...

Thank goodness Samueli is no Mark Cuban, but all of these yuppie billionaires are a style of pretentious, pompous egomaniacs, in one form or another.

Disney or not, Anaheim "Mighty Ducks" had some meaning and history to it; Anaheim "Ducks" is simply stupid. The "Mighty Ducks" were hardly a laughingstock, either. They've enjoyed a bit of success. As long as they were going to change the name, why not go the whole way and find another name besides Ducks?

Maybe European soccer has it right, with names such as FC Barcelona, AC Milan, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Manchester United, Valencia, Arsenal, etc. Notice how many MLS teams have started to copy the Euro system, with FC Dallas, Real Salt Lake (although that one is corny beyond belief), DC United, etc. All of those teams have their mascots as do the Euro soccer teams.

I find Barcelona's mascot very funny--an old man who looks like Santa Claus in a Barcelona kit. As soon as I can locate one on the web I will post it. My wife has a few items with the Santa Claus-looking guy at home, one of those a big Barca banner...

Thursday, June 22, 2006

The New & Improved (although no longer mighty) Ducks


Say it ain't so!

The Ducks are mighty no more.

The NHL team will take the ice next season as the Anaheim Ducks, wearing new uniforms with different colors and a redesigned logo.

The makeover cuts the team's final remaining ties to former owner The Walt Disney Co., which sold the Ducks last year to Orange County residents Henry and Susan Samueli.


The guy who maintains that NHL uniforms site now has more work to do. Sounds like the new Ducks will be Bruin-ish, with a splash of Flyers orange.

Lileks scores again

OK, I still feel bad about dissing The Bleat in yesterday's post, but the truth is the truth: I used to devour it first thing every morning, and now I find myself, when I pull up the link at all, skimming through most it while completely ignoring the noire stuff, the tales of shopping woe, and that damned Oak Island Water Feature. He should have pulled the plug on that thing 1.2 million lost gallons of water ago. But I digress....

He is still a kick-butt writer, and his insights into current events, leavened with humor, make the effort of finding his Newhouse columns worthwhile. Why he doesn't perma-link from his own site is beyond me, unless Newhouse corporate policy is that it is bad for more readers to read a writer from whom they would derive greater income should he be more widely syndicated. Clearly, I don't understand the newspapering business.

Oh, yeah, his latest effort:

The Democrats have many mantras and slogans: "grim milestone," "hopeless quagmire," "culture of corruption" and "Karl Rove's dingo ate my baby." But for a while they've had one big overall slogan, dripping with gusto: "Together, America Can Do Better."

Not will, or should, or must, but "can." It's like saying, "Together, Frenchmen can win a hot-dog speed eating contest." Doesn't mean it's going to happen, or that you'd want to watch. But it's typical of modern politics -- vague and patriotic, but not so patriotic it would unnerve a Dixie Chick. Together, America Should Be Greater! Together, America Might Go Further! Together, Democrats Can Win Elections! Providing the Republicans stay home.


Enjoy the whole thing.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Self-Loathing and the Denial of Terrorism

I have grown a bit weary of his daily Bleats, but Lileks can still write with the best of 'em. Here's proof:

You're an enlightened world citizen. Your T-shirt says "9/11 was an inside job." You're pretty sure we're living in a fascist state, that President Bush taps the Dixie Chicks' phones, Christian abortion clinic bombers outnumber jihadis, and the war on "terror" is a distraction from the real threats: carbon emissions and Pat Robertson. Then you learn that 17 people were arrested in a terrorist bomb plot. How do you process the information? Let's take it step by step.


Now go read the rest. (Hat tip: Jay Nordlinger)

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Check out this website...

Check the link for political campaign TV commercials dating from 1952! Ike's cartoon commercials are cool; Jackie Kennedy's speech (1960) in mangled spanish is hilarious; George Wallace 1968 commercials very interesting.


Re: elections. Okay, I'm on Diana Irey's bandwagon, too. Plus she must be a Pirates fan. The House becomes a much better-looking place if she gets elected.

But I am a real sucker...

I admit, I am a Katherine Harris fan. Those guys who tease her aren't fooling me one bit. Much as they hate to admit it, they're all fantasizing about her. All of her so-called male enemies would love just once to smear that makeup all over her face. Yes, KH is the hottest elected woman in American Congressional history. She'd be enough to even turn Bill Clinton into a Republican...

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Political 3rd Birthday Party Themes

Mine would have been in January 1967 - maybe we had a Barry Goldwater theme. Would have to check with AJ and Rose.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Murtha's comeuppance?

In one fell swoop, we can help make Congress better looking, more conservative, and reduce its ranks of grandstanders by one. Go Diana!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

34 Days to training camp

Hello boys.I'm baaacckkk!Once again in Philadelphia, June means flag day and the end of the baseball season. The Phils just rolled over and quit against the stinkin Mets. We went down to the game on Tuesday night and had to put up with thousnads of New York morons. I was worried that the kids would catch a disease from these NY subway riders (see,Rocker,John). Boy was he right about these people.

What an absolute disgrace. The Phillies should be beating this team like drum, instead they get their asses kicked. What's worse they don't even care. You'd think one of the sorry Phillies pitchers would have thrown at somebody, ala Big D in view of the beating they took. But they just lackadaisically took their beating and went home with their tails between their legs, a mirror image of their sorry - ass manager.

As for Marion Campell,Jr., he is completely clueless. He makes Danny Ozark look John McGraw. i'm through with this crew. Look at the bright side, the Birds open camp in 34 days.

Scientists respond to Gore's warnings of climate catastrophe

Here's an interesting article on global warming. I don't claim expertise in the area, but from what I have read, it seems like just so much apocalyptic hype (without the overtly religious overtones). And under the heading of "knowing you by the company you keep", the crowd that comprises the global warming army isn't one in which I feel at home.

"The Inconvenient Truth" is indeed inconvenient to alarmists

By Tom Harris

Monday, June 12, 2006

"Scientists have an independent obligation to respect and present the truth as they see it," Al Gore sensibly asserts in his film "An Inconvenient Truth", showing at Cumberland 4 Cinemas in Toronto since Jun 2. With that outlook in mind, what do world climate experts actually think about the science of his movie?

Professor Bob Carter of the Marine Geophysical Laboratory at James Cook University, in Australia gives what, for many Canadians, is a surprising assessment: "Gore's circumstantial arguments are so weak that they are pathetic. It is simply incredible that they, and his film, are commanding public attention."

But surely Carter is merely part of what most people regard as a tiny cadre of "climate change skeptics" who disagree with the "vast majority of scientists" Gore cites?

No; Carter is one of hundreds of highly qualified non-governmental, non-industry, non-lobby group climate experts who contest the hypothesis that human emissions of carbon dioxide (CO2) are causing significant global climate change. "Climate experts" is the operative term here. Why? Because what Gore's "majority of scientists" think is immaterial when only a very small fraction of them actually work in the climate field.

Even among that fraction, many focus their studies on the impacts of climate change; biologists, for example, who study everything from insects to polar bears to poison ivy. "While many are highly skilled researchers, they generally do not have special knowledge about the causes of global climate change," explains former University of Winnipeg climatology professor Dr. Tim Ball. "They usually can tell us only about the effects of changes in the local environment where they conduct their studies."

This is highly valuable knowledge, but doesn't make them climate change cause experts, only climate impact experts.

So we have a smaller fraction.

But it becomes smaller still. Among experts who actually examine the causes of change on a global scale, many concentrate their research on designing and enhancing computer models of hypothetical futures. "These models have been consistently wrong in all their scenarios," asserts Ball. "Since modelers concede computer outputs are not "predictions" but are in fact merely scenarios, they are negligent in letting policy-makers and the public think they are actually making forecasts."

We should listen most to scientists who use real data to try to understand what nature is actually telling us about the causes and extent of global climate change. In this relatively small community, there is no consensus, despite what Gore and others would suggest.

Here is a small sample of the side of the debate we almost never hear:

Appearing before the Commons Committee on Environment and Sustainable Development last year, Carleton University paleoclimatologist Professor Tim Patterson testified, "There is no meaningful correlation between CO2 levels and Earth's temperature over this [geologic] time frame. In fact, when CO2 levels were over ten times higher than they are now, about 450 million years ago, the planet was in the depths of the absolute coldest period in the last half billion years." Patterson asked the committee, "On the basis of this evidence, how could anyone still believe that the recent relatively small increase in CO2 levels would be the major cause of the past century's modest warming?"

Patterson concluded his testimony by explaining what his research and "hundreds of other studies" reveal: on all time scales, there is very good correlation between Earth's temperature and natural celestial phenomena such changes in the brightness of the Sun.

Dr. Boris Winterhalter, former marine researcher at the Geological Survey of Finland and professor in marine geology, University of Helsinki, takes apart Gore's dramatic display of Antarctic glaciers collapsing into the sea. "The breaking glacier wall is a normally occurring phenomenon which is due to the normal advance of a glacier," says Winterhalter. "In Antarctica the temperature is low enough to prohibit melting of the ice front, so if the ice is grounded, it has to break off in beautiful ice cascades. If the water is deep enough icebergs will form."

Dr. Wibjörn Karlén, emeritus professor, Dept. of Physical Geography and Quaternary Geology, Stockholm University, Sweden, admits, "Some small areas in the Antarctic Peninsula have broken up recently, just like it has done back in time. The temperature in this part of Antarctica has increased recently, probably because of a small change in the position of the low pressure systems."

But Karlén clarifies that the 'mass balance' of Antarctica is positive - more snow is accumulating than melting off. As a result, Ball explains, there is an increase in the 'calving' of icebergs as the ice dome of Antarctica is growing and flowing to the oceans. When Greenland and Antarctica are assessed together, "their mass balance is considered to possibly increase the sea level by 0.03 mm/year - not much of an effect," Karlén concludes.

The Antarctica has survived warm and cold events over millions of years. A meltdown is simply not a realistic scenario in the foreseeable future.

Gore tells us in the film, "Starting in 1970, there was a precipitous drop-off in the amount and extent and thickness of the Arctic ice cap." This is misleading, according to Ball: "The survey that Gore cites was a single transect across one part of the Arctic basin in the month of October during the 1960s when we were in the middle of the cooling period. The 1990 runs were done in the warmer month of September, using a wholly different technology."

Karlén explains that a paper published in 2003 by University of Alaska professor Igor Polyakov shows that, the region of the Arctic where rising temperature is supposedly endangering polar bears showed fluctuations since 1940 but no overall temperature rise. "For several published records it is a decrease for the last 50 years," says Karlén

Dr. Dick Morgan, former advisor to the World Meteorological Organization and climatology researcher at University of Exeter, U.K. gives the details, "There has been some decrease in ice thickness in the Canadian Arctic over the past 30 years but no melt down. The Canadian Ice Service records show that from 1971-1981 there was average, to above average, ice thickness. From 1981-1982 there was a sharp decrease of 15% but there was a quick recovery to average, to slightly above average, values from 1983-1995. A sharp drop of 30% occurred again 1996-1998 and since then there has been a steady increase to reach near normal conditions since 2001."

Concerning Gore's beliefs about worldwide warming, Morgan points out that, in addition to the cooling in the NW Atlantic, massive areas of cooling are found in the North and South Pacific Ocean; the whole of the Amazon Valley; the north coast of South America and the Caribbean; the eastern Mediterranean, Black Sea, Caucasus and Red Sea; New Zealand and even the Ganges Valley in India. Morgan explains, "Had the IPCC used the standard parameter for climate change (the 30 year average) and used an equal area projection, instead of the Mercator (which doubled the area of warming in Alaska, Siberia and the Antarctic Ocean) warming and cooling would have been almost in balance."

Gore's point that 200 cities and towns in the American West set all time high temperature records is also misleading according to Dr. Roy Spencer, Principal Research Scientist at The University of Alabama in Huntsville. "It is not unusual for some locations, out of the thousands of cities and towns in the U.S., to set all-time records," he says. "The actual data shows that overall, recent temperatures in the U.S. were not unusual."

Carter does not pull his punches about Gore's activism, "The man is an embarrassment to US science and its many fine practitioners, a lot of whom know (but feel unable to state publicly) that his propaganda crusade is mostly based on junk science."

In April sixty of the world's leading experts in the field asked Prime Minister Harper to order a thorough public review of the science of climate change, something that has never happened in Canada. Considering what's at stake - either the end of civilization, if you believe Gore, or a waste of billions of dollars, if you believe his opponents - it seems like a reasonable request.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Day One of Eternity

A fitting description of the after-life for one of the all-time A-list terrorist a-holes.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

668 Springlake Drive

Hit the play button and imagine a tour led by Barry White....

Rick Monday video - and a bonus Top 11 List

Click the link above for video of Monday's flag-saving.

Here's a Top 11 list on the topic from the Nihilist in Golf Pants:

11. Hey, he stole our flag! There’s never a cop around when you need one!

10. Next time we’ll burn it by First Base. Centerfielders are too fast.

9. At least he didn’t run off with my pot.

8. "John you can't light for crap." "Oh like you're better Scott!"

7. That does it; I’m cutting Monday from my fantasy team.

6. If I had any respect for private property, I'd be really angry right now.

5. I told him to douse the flag with lighter fluid BEFORE we ran onto the field, but no, he had to do it his way.

4. Darn it, now I won't get extra credit in my public school civics class!

3. I hope this doesn’t stop Neil Young from writing a tribute song about us.

2. Who would’ve thought a Cub would come through in a clutch situation?

1. More squelching of dissent! Gerald Ford is worse than Hitler!

Hat tip: Mary Katherine Ham posting at Hugh Hewitt's site.

Posts back up

I had taken down some posts with photos of the new home in Franklin, as things had soured in Columbia, Tennessee. However, Summit Medical Center in Hermitage rode to the rescue, and the move is on. Scroll down to see the reinstated posts.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Top 11 Things That Anti-War Protesters Would Have Said At the Normandy Invasion on D-Day

(Had There Been Anti-War Protesters At Normandy)

11. No blood for French Wine!

10. It’s been two and a half years since Pearl Harbor and they still haven’t brought Admiral Nagumo to justice

9. In 62 years, the date will be 6/6/6. A coincidence? I think not.

8. All this death and destruction is because the neo-cons are in the pocket of Israel

7. The soldiers are still on the beach, this invasion is a quagmire

6. Sure the holocaust is evil, but so was slavery

5. We are attacked by Japan and then attack France? Roosevelt is worse than the Kaiser!

4. Why bring democracy to Europe by force and not to Korea or Vietnam? I blame racism

3. This war doesn’t attack the root causes of Nazism

2. I support the troops, but invading Germany does not guarantee that in 56 years we won't have a President who's worse than Hitler

1. I don't see Roosevelt or Churchill storming the beaches -- they're Chicken Hawks

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Brilliant editorial from London

The wrong target


Terrorism, not America, is a real and present threat to our freedoms



Al-Haditha, a town on the Euphrates northwest of Baghdad, is still a place where fighters blend into the populace and literally use civilians as cover. Coalition forces may shoot only when threatened, ground rules that call for exemplary discipline and courage in conditions where their observance increases the risk of injury or death.

That should be acknowledged in the context of what appears to have been an appalling collapse of US military discipline in al-Haditha, where 24 Iraqi civilians were allegedly murdered by a company of US Marines after a member of their patrol was killed and two were injured by a roadside bomb. America’s determination to demonstrate zero tolerance of such crimes should also be acknowledged; they in no way reflect US policy, or typify the conduct of American forces. Al-Haditha must not be made the subplot of a spurious morality play whose demon king is not terrorism, but the use and alleged abuse of US power.

America-bashing is in fashion as it has not been since Ronald Reagan accurately described the Soviet Union as an “evil empire”. Anti-Americanism is not confined to the usual radical chic suspects of the Left; in Britain, it infects the High Tory Establishment, “good Europeans” and little Eng-landers alike. So why are we all anti-Americans now?

American stumbling on the rough road since 2001 has played some part. Yet had there, inconceivably, been no wrong steps, had America been positively obsequious in courting international support (and it has done more on that score than its critics admit), anti-Americanism would still be on the rise. The US is never less popular than when it is aroused and determined in defence of democratic freedoms, never less trusted than when the world is most reliant on its unmatched ability to project power.

Democracies are psychologically ill-adapted to open-ended confrontations where there can be no decisive victory, the essence of the effort to subdue global terrorism. Eternal vigilance is a wearisome business. The more vulnerable that Europeans feel, the more liable they are to shift blame across the Atlantic.

The strength of disdain is a measure of Europe’s weakness. Smugness is one of Europe’s great contemporary exports. We may all think that we know America, its music, its culture, its self-confident exceptionalism. We tend to forget that Americans fight only with extreme reluctance. We overlook their penchant for agonised self-criticism; everything bad we know about the US, we know because Americans inexhaustibly rehearse their society’s shortcomings. There has never been greater transparency, whether than on the battlefield or the boondocks, and there has never been more open debate about the country’s virtues and vices — the internet has transformed the quantity and, at times, the quality of the conversation.

Better than most, Muslims understand why Islamist terrorism is war at its unholiest, an existential threat to societies. Iraqis may resent occupation, but they fear a weakening of US resolve. Their fears should be ours. Were it to become politically impossible for a president to keep America’s forces engaged from its shores, then the backbone of international security would be broken. America-bashing may be a popular sport, but its adherents prefer not to contemplate its consequences.