What hat size, Ted?

How does Ted Kennedy buy a baseball cap? They have to make them a special size, what, 8 3/4?

The man is an absolute caricature of himself. How the hell he, of all people, could ever sit in front of TV cameras and try to discredit an honorable man like Alito speaks to the madness of these confirmation hearings.

Single-bullet Arlen should have reminded Kennedy that Alito would not be broken by Teddy's b.s. because he has endured worse as a life-long Phillies fan. Then, as Teddy's attention turned to the turkey legs at Bull's BBQ and booze at Harry the K's, Specter should have popped him with a Smokin' Joe Frazier left hook...