Stop Sitting on Santa's Lap!

Gutfeld scores again with wicked satire, sure to be lost on its target audience:

As long as Santa remains deathly silent on the war in Iraq, and all the wars before that-- as well as AIDS, bird flu, global warming, corrupt electoral processes, religious extremism (only in the US), intolerant attitudes toward gays (including lesbian and transgendered individuals), the death penalty, the irrational war on drugs, SUV's, the U.S. addiction to oil, anti-abortion extremists- then I will never sit on his lap. And neither should you.

but i still want My Little Pony!