Christmas Parody

It's Christmas, but in these politically correct times it's not nice to sing traditional carols. They might offend someone. Hence, I present this little ditty about our educational system sung to the tune of Jolly Old St. Nicholas. Here goes:

Johnny wants a condom

Jill is on the pill

Ricky's dad's a Communist,

Larry has two Mommies,

This is now our public school,

Does it make you ill,

Just sit down and think of it,

We all foot the bill !

Update (from Paul): We finally get to welcome Mark to the Blog, despite AOL's best efforts to keep him off. This Christmas parody thing must run in the family.