A Christmas Carol for the New Millennium

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
(sung to the tune Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
Piss on the best time of the year
Well I don't know why this sick troll
Is so freaking weird

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
And if you dare to sing a song
Say hell no to carols you know
Saying "Jesus" - that's just wrong

No! No! You Christians go
out of the public square
Don't offend us atheists
By God we really care!

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
And in case you don't yet fear
You should know that Mike Newdow
Will sue your ass, oh dear!

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
And if you dare to sing a song
Say hell no to carols you know
Saying "Jesus" - that's just wrong

Have a Michael Newdow X-mas
And in case you didn't hear
Be like Mike and lead a strike
On X-mas this year!

© 2005 Paul DiGiovanni