He's not Bruce...

but, then, no one else is. But I have come to like Phil Sheridan of the Philly Inquirer quite a bit, especially now that he is hosting a forum and answering readers' questions honestly.

PS to Phil, if ever he should read this: RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication and is a method for alerting subscribers to new content, so that they don't have to keep checking the site to see whether new entries have been made.