How to be a Phillies' fan

You do not allow yourself even a moment of satisfaction acknowledging that this team was left for dead, has won three straight from the division leader to crawl within 5 of first and into a tie for the wild card, and admire its heart.

No. You envision the most excruciating manner in which they could lose tomorrow and watch to see if reality trumps morbid imagination.

PS: Yes, I am having some issues with my GI system rather than sleeping right now. Why do you ask?