Thursday notes on a scorecard...

I was asked this morning to name something I did good yesterday. All I could come up with was that I felt guilty using my frequent flyer miles on Delta, considering their financial plight. Not sure that one is going to help me much when it comes time to get into heaven...

You can tell Hurrciane Ophelia is a North Carolina storm. It has been sitting off the outer banks in a Dean Smith four-corner offense for the past week...

Hurricane Katrina came at the right time for Al Sharpton. It gave him a reason to postpone his nationwide tour with Grant Fuhr regarding lack of minority goalies in the NHL...

What did Brigham Young say when he came home at night? "Hi honey(s), I'm home."...

Little known fact about Brigham Young is that he also originated casino gambling. His wives played keno every night to see who got to sleep with him...

By the way, where did the rest of Brigham Young's wives sleep at night?...