Tuesday notes on a scorecard...

Man, that was a rough weekend we had at TGS. I am afraid that when I get into the office later today, Joe Biden might be waiting for me...

How disorganized is FEMA? We heard that the Temple football team, after losing its first two games by a combined score of 128-16, called FEMA and asked for emergency help. Mike Brown called back, and suggested the Owls move this week's home game vs. Toledo to the Superdome...

Speaking of Mike Brown, now that he has left FEMA, we hear he is under consideration to succeed Mike Shanahan in Denver. Based on the Dolphin game, Pat Bowlen might have to consider this option, as Brown will work a lot cheaper than Shanahan, and the Broncos can still look disorganized and clueless...

We hear the "Save the Owls" foundation is petitioning the NCAA for schools to stop using the "Owls" nickname after Temple, Rice, and Florida Atlantic (Owls all) were beaten a combined 151-24 last weekend. They say it's cruel and unusual punishment for an owl to be associated with such teams. They're right....

Glad to see President Bush appoint R. David Paulison to succeed Brown at FEMA. For a moment I was worried he might try to sneak Bernard Kerik in there...

Look-alikes. Put an Oakland A's cap on Dick Cheney, and he's a dead ringer for Ken Macha in the A's dugout...