Via Jay Nordlinger

Finally, there are some jokes going around the Internet, purporting to be from a Palestinian comedian. And if this is true, that's good news about liberalization — even inchoate liberalization — in the Middle East. A sampling:

"What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!"

"How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!"

"What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!"

"Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!"

"What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? 'Live ammunition.'"

"Palestinian girl says to her mommy: 'After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?'"