Liberal Plan for the War on Terror

1. Impeach Bush;

2. Free Saddam Hussein and put him back in power;

3. Arm Hezbollah so they can murder innocent Israelis;

4. Close Gitmo and put Ann Coulter there;

5. Drop Ted Kennedy head first and Hillary ass first on Republican headquarters;

6. Kill the Patrior Act, after all; terrorists have the right to plan the innocent murder of Americans in private;

7. Unilaterally withdraw from Iraq;

8. Allow Iran to develop nuclear weapons;

9. Allow North Korea to develop nuclear weapons; (every time I think about this, I get so made I wish I could wet Jimmuh Carter's lips and stick him to the wall);

10. Completely feminize the military and ridicule our murderous troops currently in battle;

11. Send the returning troops from Iraq to Wal - Mart along with the National Guard - after all we must fight terrorism at home;( while we're at it, have the Minute Men monitor Wal - Mart);

12. Allow illegals and terrorists to flow over our borders in droves unimpeded, so they can come here and one day kill us;

13. Give all illegals and terrorists already here, welfare, social security benefits, and drivers' licenses; and, of course allow them to vote (after all we are compassionate);

14. Eliminate the need to show photo ID at the polls in order to vote - we want to make sure that no felon is denied his constitutional rights;

15. Disallow absentee voting for the military; if they can't come home from a little thing like WW III in order to vote, it's their own fault.

Once these steps are taken, the Libs are correct in their assertion that our enemies and the "world community" will no longer hate us. In fact, they'll be very happy with us, which is what the Libs want isn't it. They want us to sing Kumbayah with our enemies, because after all America is the cause of all of the world's problems.

The Libs are right, if they win back power our enemies will be very happy with us. Happy that is, until they kill us. God save us all from these nutbags.