Congratulations to, uh, me

I received the 2006 Physician of the Year Award last night.

I want to thank Mark and Carolyn for their gifts of champagne and vino, and the nice cards that accompanied them. My mom and dad gave me several nice gifts with a St. Joe's theme, including a nifty pen and pencil set (for those of you who grew up in Philly at a certain time, the Gene Hart reference will not be lost on you).

I wish to thank the Academy and urge the Chicoms to get out of Tibet. And Bush out of Iraq, because all war is bad. Except if we go into the Sudan. Unless it becomes a quagmire. OK, I hear the music, I am finishing. Where's Shasheen Littlefeather when you need her?