Blah blah neocon blah blah Alito

Dan - Did you catch FNC covering the nomination of Alito to the SCOTUS? They showed his family and everything. They gave him airtime to make a speech. Therefore, using Gray Logic, he must be a NEOCON! Whose only interest is in serving ISRAEL! And who looks like a balding human sweater when approaching his wife in bed at night!

That damned BUSH! CHENEY must be behind this! And MURDOCH is making money off the whole deal! The REPUBLIC is DOOMED!