Who's counting, anyway?

Wednesday night's Dodger game had an annnouned attendance of over 46,000. As the helicopter camera from above the Ravine, and the camera from inside the park showed, as they scanned the stadium, there looked to be no more than 12-14,000 in the stadium. It's fine if the NL now counts tickets sold, though they should differentiate between tickets and actual attendance.

But at least my decades-long suspicions about the carrot-topped propagandist, having no shame as a shill for Dodger blue, have been confirmed. How could I not come to that conclusion, listening as he crowed, "Tonight's attendance, f-o-r-r-r-r-ty six thousand..."

Unless he and the Dodgers are counting appendages in their new attendance numbers, that is...